Sardar G Award Winning Hit Jokes 2004

 

While 2004 is approaching towards its end, our famous Sardar g has come up with his new list of famous award winning hit jokes 2004 and he does not even know that he has prepared one of the best jokes ever made in 2004 himself. Here are the award winning new jokes of Sardar g.

 

1.The race and the cup:

Sardar-Why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

 

2.The branch manager:

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar proudly says "I've been promoted as branch manager".

 

3.The plumber:

One sardar g professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
Can you guess why???

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

 

4.Watering the plants:

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

 

5.The lottery:

Sardar wins 20 Crores from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crores after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.

 

6.The wedding proposal:

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm one year elder to you'

Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

 

7.The divorce division:

A Sardar  his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you;ve 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

 

8.A wish of death:

Sardar's wish :when I die,I wanma die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not screaming like all the passengers in the car when he was driving..

 

9.Writing slowly:

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 years old son, he can't read very 
fast."

 

10.Population explosion in India:

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec
a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says " We must find & stop her!".

 

11.The death of a Chinese friend:

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of friends last words.
It is 'You are standing on the OXYGEN TUBE!".

 

Wasn't it funny? Yes it really is, that's why these jokes have been awarded as best jokes ever made in 2004 and another joke is that Sardar g himself doesn't know that he has made all these jokes himself.

 

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