>>>MODERN PROVERBS>>>

Meet teacher John teaching us new proverbs.

 

Why time and tide wait for none?

Because of their selfish and impatient nature, you see that both are very self focused. They share other characteristics too beginning with t, with 'i' in between  and at end is e.

 

Why it is no use to cry over spilt milk?

To avoid contaminating milk from your tears.

 

Why haste makes waste?

Because it does not want to spoil the taste

 

Why too many cooks spoil the broth?

To put the blame on the other

 

Why an inch of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold?

Because time is not measured in inches but in seconds (who stupid made this btw)

 

Why a stitch in time saves nine?

May be the seconds arm cannot move because of the stitch sutured to time

 

Why an empty vessel makes more noise?

To tell the world that the vessel itself is not empty.

 

Why it is said out of sight out of mind?

Because eyes are connected to mind.

 

Why it is said that a blind man is a judge of no colors?

Because colors are not court cases to  be judged.

 

Why grapes are sour?

Depends on the trees obtained from

 

Why a closed mouth catches no fly?

Because hands are made for it, not the mouth.

 

Why shall we think before we speak?

So you know why you got slapped.

 

Why prevention is better than cure?

Not true for doctors and their career.

 

Why a silver key opens every door?

To get duplicate key in silver is easier than one in gold.

 

Why should we sweep before our own door?

To avoid being an unpaid servant for your neighbours.

 

Why shall we not build castles in air?

Because of planes.

 

Why truth is bitter?

So that we do not become addicted to it as we are to sweets and candies

 

Why necessity is the mother of invention?

Genetics question, needs DNA testing.

 

Why one slaps and other prays?

Because the other didnt get slap coz of the foolishness he has been committing.

 

Why an old dog will not learn new tricks?

Because of lack of system requirements.

 

Why time is a great healer?

To prevent us from finding drug dealers.

 

Written By Dr. Muhammad Wasif Haq, Islamabad, Pakistan.

 

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