Marry or Not to Marry
man should get married sometime;
•After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
•The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
marry for money;
•You can borrow it cheaper.
know more about women than married men;
•If they didn't, they'd be married too.
have a better time than women;
•For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
is a three ring circus;
•Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
•When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
•But marriage is an eye-opener.
a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
•Either the car is new or the wife.
asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
•She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her.
•"How about the kitchen?"
always hold hands.
•If I let go, she shops.
wife was in beauty salon for two hours;
•That was only for the estimate.
got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off her face!
marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
•After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
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