To Marry or Not to Marry

 

 

•Every man should get married sometime;
•After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

•An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
•The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

•Don't marry for money;
•You can borrow it cheaper.

•Bachelors know more about women than married men;
•If they didn't, they'd be married too.

•Men have a better time than women;
•For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

•Marriage is a three ring circus;
•Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

•When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
•When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

•Love is blind;
•But marriage is an eye-opener.

•When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
•Either the car is new or the wife.

•I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
•She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her.
•"How about the kitchen?"

•We always hold hands.
•If I let go, she shops.

•My wife was in beauty salon for two hours;
•That was only for the estimate.

•She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off her face!

•Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
•After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

 

 

 

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