1. I don’t know:
Teacher to student: ” What are the three words that student commonly says to a teacher?”
Student “I don’t know”.
Teacher: ” yes, that’s it, exactly” .
2. Population explosion in India:
A Teacher was lecturing on population “In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid”.
A student stood up and said ” We must find & stop her!”.
3. The demise of a Chinese friend:
A non-Mandarin speaking friend visits his Chinese friend in hospital.
The sick friend says “CHIN YU YAN” and passes away.
The non-Mandarin friend goes to China to find the meaning of his friends last words.
It turns out to be “You are standing on the OXYGEN TUBE!”.
4 .Writing slowly:
A woman was writing something very slowly.
Her colleague asked” Why are you writing so slowly?
The woman replied “I’m writing to my 6 years old son, he can’t read very fast.”
5.A wish of death:
A man’s wish of death “when I die,I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep, and not screaming like all the passengers in the car when he was driving”.
6. A beautiful revenge
A husband while dying said to his wife ” After my death, you shall marry Waqas”/
Wife “But Waqas is your enemy?”
Husband “Yes I want to take revenge from him and there is no stronger revenge than marrying someone”.
The page is a part of Cool Bluez (2004)