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1.The race and the cup:

John asked “Why are all these people running?”

Elizabeth said ” This is a race, the winner will get the cup.”

John “If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?”

2.The branch manager:

Ahmed gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Ahmed proudly says “I’ve been promoted as branch manager”.

3.The plumber:

One professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

Can you guess why???

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

4.Watering the plants:

A woman told her son “Go and water the plants.”

Son “But mother, it’s already raining.”

Mother “So what take an umbrella and go.”

5.The lottery:

A man wins 20 Crores from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crores after deducting tax.

The man becomes angry and says “Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.”

6.The wedding proposal:

A man proposed a girl.

“But I’m one year elder to you”, the girl replied.

The man said “No Problem, I’ll marry you next year”.

The page is a part of Cool Bluez (2004)

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